MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Cheryl Wheeler, President and Skinner, presiding.
Motion passes to approve minutes as 1.67 percent of an hour each.
BING!
Boardcomm finally got its act and key together.
Commcomm: Steve Straussman volunteers to be Bloomcomm. He says he'll read next week's Glob after dinner. That should be pretty hard to do- maybe he should look at next week's sports results while he's at it.
Organcomm: Strict mechanical stimulation works best.
BING!
Motion chickens to define gavels as unmalicious if not provoked. But it almost passed. And it was a good one, too. It DESERVED to pass. Really it did. The poor motion is going to have a complex. So's the Onseck, who invented this downtrodden and rejected motion. Just wait til, someday, an undefined, yet unprovoked and malicious gavel attacks. THEN you'll be sorry.
There was a demonstration of a finger motion, so we'd be in practice.
BING!
Gorbookmarkcomm: We've got lots of cover illustration bookmarks. We've got them because the bookstore dealer can't get rid of them fast enough. Our supplier said he asked for them, but he had a reason.
The peanut gallery replied, "I'm just a pimp- I don't use the stuff!"
Finger motion to Steve Straussman for being confused- lucky we were in practice!
Motion passes infinity-epsilon-1 +Spehn in favor of condemning Ken Johnson for smashing the office banana into many small pieces.
Meeting adjourned, 17:19 SST.
Attached: Guardsman of Gor promotional bookmark. [Front: illustration of voluptuous woman in scant clothing, rear: book info with tagline "Will Jason Marshall find the means to wrest the girl he seeks from bondage?"] Maybe she doesn't want to be wrested from bondage...