MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Cheryl Wheeler, President and Skinner, presiding.
Motion to approve the minutes as nondeterministic. Passes x-y-z +Spehn. (x>y>z+1)
BING!
Boredcomm: Gone fission.
Moocomm: Young Frankenstein tonight.
Jourcomm: Real Soon Now.
ROSFAP: Lazy (not to mention out of this dimension).
Bloomcomm: Nuked.
BING!
Old Business ALGOL.
Motion to censure Irwin T. Lapeer for his sex life with electric typewriters. Passes a-b-c +Spehn. (a>b>c+1)
BING!
(CW) Minicult: In this year's officer list, which Technique refuses to print, Official Deceased Plant has been chosen to be the banana.
Motion to censure the banana for ceasing. Fails b-a-c +Spehn.
(Many hisses of dismay are heard.)
Motion to censure random members for kissing the banana. c-a-b +Spehn. Tie! (a=b+1) Tie is broken and utterly demolished. (I speak, of course, primarily of the male sex.)
Motion to censure random who asked where the SAA is. Friendly amendment- with a banana-shaped neutron bomb. Chickens b-c-a +Spehn.
(CW) Minicult: In an alternate universe, the Boston Glob has reported that bananas cause cancer.
Motion to forcefeed all Glob reporters carcinogenic bananas. Passes a-b-c +Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 17:20 SST.