MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Tim Huckelbery, LHE and Pseudo-Skinner, presiding.
(Note that only 1 member of the Star Chamber was present.)
Move to accept the minutes as confusing.
Move to accept the pseudo-Onseck as confused.
Move to accept the matrix vote as confusing.
Matrix vote: 4+uh-4-2/3 +Spehn, 1-1 yawn-2/3 +Spehn, 6-looks like 5-2/3 +Spehn. Determinant: 3 yawns and a headache. Motions pass.
Move to accept results as indeterminate. Dies for lack of second.
BING!
Nullcomm: No committee reports.
There was a futile attempt to sing the adjournment song which was quelled by the pseudo-Skinner.
BING!
All the usual junk.
BING!
(LJL) Minicult: Aliens are draining the life energy of MITSFS members. That's why we're so desultory.
(TLH) Moocomm: Time Bandits.
Move to censure the pseudo-Skinner for not knowing where he is. Passes quite a few-not enough-very little +Spehn.
Random (Brad Schaefer): "Boy is Spiderman dumb." Passes many arms and legs-1 single arm-a lower thigh +Spehn.
Motion to award Bill* a banana for showing up late. Passes looks like about 20 to me (LHE: "I have things to do.")-about 3-many turning pages +Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 17:11:40 SST.