MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Judy Passman, President and Skinner, presiding.
(TG) Move to approve the minutes as eternal (accompanied by much applause). Passes 15-5-4 +Spehn.
The Pseudo-Onseck requested a better pen and was showered with plastic objects full of ink. She strenuously objected.
Skinner: "I didn't learn how to count- just made the numbers up."
(TG) Motion to commend Skinner for finding a reasonable alternative to knowing how to count. Fails.
(GF) Motion to declare Skinner a No-Account. Passes.
BING!
Moocomm: It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown on Monday.
Moocomm: Star Trek, the Motionless Picture tonight. And a Mike Jittlov short.
(TG) Motion to commend LSC for getting Mike Jittlov's underwear. Chickens about 5-2-8 +Spehn.
(TG) Move to commend KM for chickening by doing the Funky Chicken. Chickens about 6-0-8 +Spehn.
(KRJ) Move to give Tom Galloway a better gag. Passes many-a random gurgle-1 +Spehn. KM carries out motion with a polyester scarf, and you should've been there.
Moocomm: Fantasia opens in Boston today.
BING!
Yeah, yeah...
OBA. Everything proceeded as semi-usual.
BING!
(Liz Zitzow) Minicult: Christopher Reeve starring in Monsignor. Liz quoted the ad- I won't. Much discussion as to how this classifies as SF. It was not very wonderful and is thankfully lost to posterity.
(Liz) Minicult: Atari coming out with ET cartridge.
(RVH) Albanian motion on Tom Galloway. Passes many-3-3 +Spehn.
Tom Galloway gives his impression of a floundering Chinese opera singer attempting to make a motion. He appears to be appealing to the Skinner.
Skinner says it's time to legitimize the pseudo-Onseck. KRJ expressed enthusiasm. But I'm illegitimate by definition.
(MJG) Move to appoint JME Onseck since Wendy abandoned us and moved to Albania. Passes many-5-6 +Spehn.
(RVH) Move to censure KM for not bringing banana daiquiris to the meeting. Chickens, any numbers you want +Spehn.
(RVH) Move to gag Moon Zappa with a banana. Chickens out (Skinner: "...make 'em up.").
Rabbits have no (tails at all) x3.
Rabbits have no tails at all, just a powder puff 5 times.
Meeting adjourned, 1720 SST.