MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Janice Eisen, Vice and Pseudo-Skinner, presiding.
The Vice is here, but no Skinner.
Phonecomm: ring. "Collect..." (JME) This is the MITSFS. Collect.
(JME) Motions concerning the minutes?
(MG) Move to accept as back where they belong. No second.
(B*) Move to accept as [illegible]. No second.
(JME) Move to accept as the color of Susan. That's enough [illegible].
(MG) Move to accept as about 500 angstroms.
Decree- red is green for the purposes of this meeting.
(B*) Move to redefine the angstrom as 1/500 of the wavelength of red. (KM) "Redshift." 15-7-2 +squawk +Spehn.
(Tom) Move to have minutes declared colorblind.
(JME) Move to have minutes declared colorblind +500 angstroms. Everybody-a few legs-2 +Spehn.
BING!
(MG) LHE Report: equity level 1409.95, gained 467.27 this month due to ADB.
(A^2) Moocomm: Something Wicked, based on Ray Bradbury.
"Hart isn't Greasecomm. He's real power."
(MG) Name for report on pies- MiniTruth?
Tom: "He came."
(JME) Hart opposes Star Wars (Reagan version).
Tom moves to declare visitor's jacket 500-odd angstroms. Lots of smiling happy faces-some boots/shoes/hands-tongue, finger, wrong hand +Spehn.
Librarycomm: Star Trek and Star Wars models hanging from ceiling shortly.
(John Dumas) Move to declare the Klingon ship red. Everybody-negative everybody-0 +Spehn.
(KM) What's the wavelength of white?
(JME) Passes by decree (finger motion).
(JME) Lecturecomm: Haldeman lecture was good, but not many people showed.
BING!
OBA, usual motion.
BING!
Minicult: LSC is jealous of the fun we have with our office.
Move to declare LSC more boring, [illegible]. Everybody-nobody-foot +Spehn.
(JME) Albanian motion on KM. 7I rad 3-1I.253-4 for small [illegible] of 4 +Spehn.
(B*) Small Moocomm: Star Wars on TV came in 5th in Nielsen ratings.
(JME) Someone has been [illegible] unprocessed fanzines- please stop.
(A^2) Making of Star Wars movies on TV.
What are we coming to report- Michael Jackson's Thriller beat The Police based on video.
(B*) Badtastecomm: Michael Jackson's movie Firestarter.
(B*) "What's all this fuss about Michael Jackson anyway?"
(JME) Newsweek- Gary Hart couldn't get above 3rd.
"Rabbits have no tails at all..."
1st Miller motion. 0-0-0 +Spehn, fails.
2nd Miller motion. Feet and hands and legs and mouths-1 whirling leg and the Tech-2 +Spehn, passes.
Meeting adjourned, 1725 SST.