MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Andy Su, President and Skinner, presiding.
Minutes of the previous meeting (3/7/86) read and corrected.
DSK: Move to approve the minutes to be used to pave the road to the cemetery in space. Passes "everybody likes cemeteries"-"you're no fun anymore"-several +Spehn.
BING!
DSK: Boredcomm: Yawn. I'll do something about it tomorrow, suggestions welcome.
AA: Moocomm: Connie and I saw Highlander. It's lots of fun, with lots of violence and a 4000 year old punk.
BPS: Pseudo-Moocomm: I saw a slide preview of that and also one of Aliens at Lunacon. Aliens is the sequel to Alien and looks okay.
CH: Moocomm: It has been confirmed that House is not the horror version of Tracy Kidder's nonfiction book about building a house.
BING!
SSDT: Susan Pitts bought the cactus.
SLP: Here's an ad from the Scientologists offering a 75,000-dollar reward for help with a case against people they accuse of forging a 2-million-dollar check from L. Ron Hubbard's account in 1982. It goes on to complain that the government is helping cover up the alleged crime. Attached.
OBA: um, us, uv, ur.
BING!
BPS: Minicult: a new study showed the most likely time to have a stroke is 8-9 AM, as was already known true for heart attacks. This is thought to be caused by the stress of getting up in the morning. Article attached.
CH: WWN Report: a weightlifter was terrorized and held prisoner for 3 days by his girlfriend's Boston terrier, a man got his money back from a pet store that sold him a defective parrot (it dropped dead), and the cat burglar raiding clotheslines in Nashville is a real cat. Articles attached. Also attached is a Herald article that belongs in the WWN about Imelda Marcos and her 2200 pairs of shoes.
BPS: Minicult: the president of the U of Colorado went into a Burger King and was mobbed by people who mistook him for "Herb." Article attached.
The second of two Miller motions is forced through to adjourn the meeting at 1715 SST.