Note that these minutes were taken by hand, not by Tarl, and so are not complete. Also they were taken in something water-soluble and were repeatedly sprayed by the Vice's watergun during the meeting. We apologize for the inconvienience.
bing MITSFS meeting called to order, Friday, April 26th, 1991,
1700 SST, John Conger, President and Skinner presiding.
bing Committee Reports
(?) Move to approve the minutes as “the best x-y-z + Spehn yet”
Motion passes ? to ?' to ?” plus Spehn.
bing Committee Reports
(HM) Aloha Lenscomm -- We have incriminating pictures of everyone.
(?) Motion to appropriate money for a MITSFS van.
Motion passes 12 to 3 to 3 plus Spehn.
(SL) Twilight Zine? Please? We need review books?
(?) Moocomm -- movies this weekend.
(random people) random talking
bing Old Business
ALGOL.
KLANG.
bing New Business
(?) MiniCult -- says something or other
bing Elections
Announcement of winners.
Steph is set equal to Vanna.
Vanna removes a vowel.
Onseck nominations -- John Conger, Skippy, JC junior, Colin, the guy with the glasses, that noise, Jen Marlow, Phil Nesser, Dan Quayle, Yalda the Crimson Queen, a banana.
Nominations closed.
Voting. 5.47 guy with glasses wins by not enough.
Voting take II. Steph announces, “I deserve to be eaten.” John asks to be shot now. Wizbeth complies. 7.12 the glasses win.
Sherrian hides under the table and squeaks.
Sherrian is set equal to that noise under the table.
Sherrian's name loses the S.
LHE nominations.
Voting. John asks to be shot again. Wizbeth complies. The minutes get thoroughly trashed. John calls Wizbeth a bitch. 5.68 the noises win by not enough.
Son of the Vote. John says he wants to take Steph out for dinner, buy her flowers, and CENSORED. Noises win with 7.5.
Vice nominations.
John whines.
Floozy wins.
President nominations.
The minutes are extremely wet and the Onseck-elect says to the hells with them.
Meeting ends, eventually.
The losers are: Derrick Kong, President and Skinner; Elizabeth
Ditchburn, Vice; Sherrian Lea, Lord High Embezzler; James Morris,
Onseck.
James Morris, Onseck