bing It's.... MITSFS meeting called to order, Friday, May 24th, 1991,
1700 SST, Derrick Kong, President and Skinner presiding.
Part 2: The Lama
bing And now for something completely different-Committee Reports
(Man) The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
(Guitarist + Dancer) Llamas are larger than frogs.
(M) Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout:
(G + D) Look out, there are llamas!
bing And now for something completely different-Old Business
(Barber) I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day.
(Mounties Choir) He's a lumberjack and he's OK, He sleeps all night and he works all day.
(B) I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On Wednesday I go shopping, And have buttered scones for tea.
(MC) He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, He goes to the lavatory. On Wednesday he goes shopping, And has buttered scones for tea. He's a lumberjack and he's OK, He sleeps all night and he works all day.
(B) I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars.
(MC) He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing And hangs around in bars....? He's a lumberjack and he's OK, He sleeps all night and he works all day.
(B) I cut down trees, I wear high heels, Suspenders and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, Just like my dear Mama.
(MC) He cuts down trees, he wears high heels, Suspenders... and a bra?!?!?!?
bing And now for something completely different-The
Spanish Inquisition
(Everyone) I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!
(Cardinel Ximinez) Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise ... our two chief weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency. Our three weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope ... Our four... no...amongst our weapons ... amongst our weaponry are such elements as fear, surprise ... I'll come in again.
bing And now for something completely the same-The Spanish
Inquisition
(Everyone) I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.
(CX) Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms-oh, damn!
(Biggles) Can we torture them with a banana?
Meeting adjourns 1730 SST.