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MITSFS Meeting Minutes

Friday, March 12, 1993




MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jennifer Shih, Vice and Pseudo-Skinner, presiding; [Unknown], Pseudo-Onseck, recording.

JM: Will the Onseck read the minutes? We don't have an Onseck but we do have minutes.

(The Onseck was off playing paintball at the time.)

Minutes read.

JM: Motions concerning the minutes?

??: ?? Motion passes some-none-none +Spehn.

BING!

Committee Reports

JM: Mobcomm run in about a fortnight or so.

JWS: Any other committee reports? Do we have any other committees?

NW: I'm almost done with Pinkdex.

(Applause.)

JM: Telzey Amberdon: the Skinner and I are engaged to be married at the picnic. We should be getting a marriage license sometime soon.

(Applause.)

P: Am I doing the ceremony or not?

JM: No.

JWS: What happened to Mark?

P: Ve... took care of him.

JWS: Ahhhhhh... dry run.

JM: any other committee reports? ...bing and say "old business."

BING!

Old Business

JWS: Old business? ...would you like me to demonstrate another bing?

P: Oh, no, thanks, I couldn't handle another one.

JM: You can with the Vice; she can always get another bing out of you.

P: Could you put that in the form of a motion?

JM: Yeah... consider that a motion.

Motion does something, 0-0-lots and lots and lots +Spehn.

BING!

New Business

JM: Motion to commend the Vice for binging about as well as a banana.

JWS: But bananas don't bing!

P: A banana's too floppy!

JM: Motion amended to "Motion to commend the Vice for binging better than a banana."

Motion passes 6-11-3 +Spehn.



Meeting adjourned, 1730 SST.




Respectfully submitted,
[Unknown], Pseudo-Onseck