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MITSFS Minutes of the Banana Colored Meeting

Friday, July 9, 1993




MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jamie Morris, President and Skinner, presiding; Marcus Sarofim, Onseck, recording.

Jamie: Fermat's Theorem can indeed be undecidable, as long as it's unprovably undecidable.

Leah: something about orthogonal.

Jamie: I'd love to go orthogonal with you sometime, Leah, but currently we're having a meeting.

Motion to condemn the skinner for doing obscene acts. Chickens 4-4-4 +Spehn.

Motion not to decide the minutes. Passes 11-2-0 +Spehn.

BING!

Committee Reports

Inventory happened.

Mobcomm: tomorrow, meeting at the MITSFS at 10. We need directions from Adina though.

Leah: I'd come except that there might be a very loud party in 3rd East tonight, and I might not sleep.

Jamie: you can sleep in my room-

Jamie cracks up.

Jamie: I couldn't say that with a straight face, sorry.

BING!

Old Business

The skinner made a pass at Leah and was repulsed.

Motion to condemn the skinner. Inverse skinner rule- commend.

BING!

New Business

Flatliners is interesting and different.

Jamie: different from what? Jurassic Park? I was expecting that!

Seth: you know, when I was a kid, anything I didn't like I called "interesting."

Jamie: as long as I'm going to be kept awake by the music, I might as well have some food.

Seth: well, will you be parallel or orthogonal to the food?

Jamie: potato chips don't have a good defined direction.

Seth: so clearly you must sum all of the vectors-

Seth suddenly started speaking in Albanian at this point.

BING!

Future Business

A long time passes before Jamie got Seth unalbanianed in order to make a banana motion.

All in favor: millions. All opposed: negative fourteen. All chickens: none.



Meeting adjourned, 1715 SST.




Respectfully submitted,
Marcus Sarofim, Onseck