MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jamie Morris, President and Skinner, presiding; Marcus Sarofim, Onseck fnord, recording.
Minutes read.
Motion that last week's meeting was more interesting than this one is likely to be. Motion passed.
BING!
Jamie: Mobcomm?
Marcus: oh, yeah. Mobcomm happened.
Seth: and we owe the Ground Round 2 dollars in tips, or they will hunt us down and kill us and be really surly to us.
Jamie: that's true, plus we have decided that it is even more difficult to come up with Peruvian-Egyptian jokes than previously supposed.
(Editorial comment: thank god.)
Mortcomm: Drew Whyte died. I don't know who he is.
BING!
Motion to condemn Wayne B'Rells for his sex life with bicycles.
Paul: motion to censure bicycles.
Motion to x.
Paul: motion to censure x.
This goes on for a couple of motions.
Me: motion to make a matrix vote with all of Paul's censure motions.
Jamie: but you can't take a determinant of an 8 by 3 matrix.
Someone: then it would be undecidable, wouldn't it.
Jamie: right. All the motions are undecidable.
Someone: usual result.
Jamie: actually, a very unusual result.
BING!
BING!
Jamie: right- will someone end the meeting?
Meeting deteriorates into a cacophony of MITSFS members attempting to sing. Finally, Paul inserts banana into the element song, thereby ending the meeting.
BING!
Meeting adjourned, 1710 SST.