MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jamie Morris, President and Skinner, presiding; [Unknown], Onseck, recording.
Will the Onseck please read the minutes?
There was a conspicuous lack of minutes.
Are there any motions concerning the nonexistent minutes?
Motion passes 6-5-4 +Spehn!
BING!
Fweekcomm: Rush is over. We made about 300 dollars less than we should've.
Pianocomm: Leo Gonzalez and Mark Rouscoulp are working toward their keys, as have been Jessie and Arifa (in theory).
Shelfcomm: we are getting new shelves RSN. We can get unfinished wood shelves really cheap. If anyone knows how to finish shelves?
Seth: we could drop them off a tall building. That would finish them.
Jamie: right. We're going to drop Seth off the top of a tall building.
Leah: and that will finish him.
Jamie: then he'd be flat and we could use him as shelves.
BING!
Move to censure Wayne B'Rells for his sex life with bicycles?
Jamie: what shall we censure Leah S'chechter for?
Seth: her sex life with spools of copper wire?
Jamie: I'll second that one.
Motion passes 8-4-2 +Spehn!
BING!
Someone should write up the old business clue to update the old business algol...
Marcus: Isaac Asimov is still dead.
Jamie: we have a committee looking into it.
Marcus: well, they're dead too.
Jamie: well, yes, but that doesn't change much where Paul is concerned.
Unidentified voice: Asimov was abducted by Elvis.
Jamie: our committee has said nothing of this. What information sources do you possess?
Voice: you don't need to know.
Jamie: but the question is, is he dead?
Voice: that's not important!
Jamie: our committee was made solely to look into whether or not he was dead- if he was abducted by Elvis or aliens or whatever is totally irrelevant, it only matters whether or not he's dead.
BING!
Motion to drop an unfinished bookshelf into a bottle of banana colored paint. Motion almost fails for lack of a second but is rescued. Motion fails 4-7-1 +Spehn.
Seth does a horrible rendition of rabbits have no tails at all...
Jamie: congratulations, you've induced Leah to whimper.
Marcus: I thought you needed spools of copper wire for that?
Jamie: apparently, Seth's singing reminds Leah of spools of copper wire, or nails across a blackboard.
Banana motion passes.
Meeting adjourned, 1710 SST.