MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jamie Morris, President and Skinner, presiding; [Unknown], Onseck, recording.
Thump! Struggle, struggle, BING! Meeting called to order in spite of resistance from Paul.
Minutes read.
Connie enters the room. The assorted members of the MITSFS fall down and worship her.
Jamie: hey! a real person!
Marcus: what, we're not?
Jamie: exactly.
BING!
A long, drawn out discussion about shelves, in which the MITSFS is referred to as a cancerous growth...
Seth: Star Trek this Saturday. The stunning conclusion to the stunning season finale that was stunningly unconcluded... (Editorial comment: it was stunningly unstunning.)
Connie: a fourth Star Trek coming up- current title suggestions include Star Trek: You Can't Kill It With a Stick, Star Trek: We're Going to Make a Lot of Bucks Out of This One Too, Star Trek: Better Than a Poke in the Eye.
Connie: Lois and Clark coming up too... there's a two sided triangle. Lois loves Superman, Clark loves Lois...
Jamie: and Superman loves Clark?
BING!
BING!
A matrix vote is set up. The vote to have a matrix vote fails, as do the other two motions.
BING!
Connie: according to my friends who aren't geeks...
Marcus: what, non-geeks exist?
Paul: motion to form a committee to kill all non-geeks with a banana.
Motion passes by skinnerial decree.
Meeting adjourned, 1710 SST.