MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jamie Morris, President and Skinner, presiding; Marcus Sarofim, Onseck fnord, recording.
We're offering 5 million dollars to new MITSFS members- NOT!
Minutes read.
No! Not another Pern book!
BING!
BING!
Seth: I'm older than I was yesterday.
Leah: we all are.
Jamie: I'm not older than Seth was yesterday!
BING!
Seth: 5 million dollar program to convert non-Jews to Judaism.
Jamie: Marcus, you should raise 5 million to make people Peruvian-Egyptian.
Seth: if anyone wants to become Jewish, tell me so I can get a commission.
Marcus: only if we get a share of the profits.
Jamie: one word: kickbacks!
Jews aren't a disadvantaged minority. They can't get scholarships.
Leah: however, red haired, left handed women can...
BING!
Banana. No.
Meeting adjourned, 1705 SST.