MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Marcus Sarofim, Pseudo-President and Skinner, presiding; Marcus Sarofim, Onseck, recording.
*Thunk* I definitely need practice.
A peon from the ranks says "No it's not! That wasn't a real bing." After disposing of his corpse, the meeting continues...
Will the onseck and pseudo-skinner read the minutes? Minutes read.
Motions concerning the minutes?
No one is very concerned about the minutes.
BING!
Mobcomm run.
All other committees seem to have disappeared.
BING!
Me: the Astronomer to the Pope is still coming.
Seth: and he's still old.
Jamie: but he's older now- by about a week.
Seth: but the Pope is older than the Astronomer.
Jamie: how old is the Pope?
Seth: probably older than the Astronomer.
The rest of old business gets real old real quick.
BING!
Motion to send the IRS a message saying "we don't pay taxes! Nyah, nyah, nyah!" on banana colored paper.
Seth gesticulates wildly.
Paul appears.
Seth: you summoned Paul with the banana colored motion!
We'll have to kill Seth before he can do it again- we wouldn't want two of them.
BING!
Move to kill Seth for summoning Dworkin with a banana colored motion.
Motion passes by pseudo-skinnerial decree so the pseudo-skinner can hit the gavel block while Paul's head is still on it.
Meeting adjourned, 1705 SST.