MIT Science Fiction Society

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Cambridge, MA 02139



MITSFS Meeting Minutes

Friday, May 26, 1995




MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, John Hawkinson, Onseck and Pseudo-Skinner, presiding and recording.

The skinner arrives and confiscates the gavel.

Minutes read.

Motion to make minutes legible, actively supported by the Onseck. Passes 9-4-2 +Spehn.

Motion to regard minutes with healthy skepticism. Chickens 1-2-5 +Spehn.

Matrix vote. 5-1-1 +Spehn.

9 4 2

1 2 5 => 42. Motions pass.

5 1 1

BING!

Committee Reports

Moocomm: Batman III, sometime this summer.

Pseudo-Moocomm: Johnny Pneumonic tonight.

Pseudo-shelfcomm: Skinner is lame, we have shelves that need to be steel-wooled, etc., etc.

Motion to declare Jamie Albanian. Passes 6-0-2 +Spehn.

Jourcomm: is becoming EuroJourcomm. Wants money for books. Wants people to write. Discussion ensues.

Motion to declare Jourcomm greedy rival. Friendly amendment: "treasonous greedy rival." Accepted. Passes 5-2-1 +Spehn.

Motion to declare Jay and jhawk a commie mutant traitor. Passes by skinnerial decree.

Sheriann has been fined.

Onseck: we've talked with the evil ARLewis and are considering the practice of forordaining the happenings of the meeting in advance.

BING!

Old Business

Consideration of Algol again.

Motion to declare Albania the Banana Republic. Fails 3-8-3 +Spehn.

Pseudo-Analogcomm: remember to request your hours.

Jourcomm: skin the skinner.

Unusual motion. Unusual second. Unusual result.

BING!

New Business

Miller motion. Fails.

Second Miller motion. Fails.

Finger motion.

BING!

Future Business

Miller motion. Fails 3-4-2 +Spehn.



Meeting adjourned, 1720 SST.




Respectfully submitted,
John Hawkinson, Onseck