MIT Science Fiction Society

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Cambridge, MA 02139



MITSFS Meeting Minutes

Friday, September 15, 1995




MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Christopher Hooker, President and Skinner and member, presiding; John Hawkinson, Onseck, recording.

M: commend skinner for being member.

Minutes read.

M: commend the Illuminati for concealing minutes of last meeting.

Argument and chaos ensue, of course- they're brainwashing us.

Did Neel steal the minutes? No, he just took them.

M: lose this week's minutes (and maybe make them translucent green with purple specks).

BING!

Committee Reports

Mobcomm: no books.

?comm: book sale happened.

Digression about tape recorders in ancient Rome.

M: commend Andrea for being exasperated with others. Passes.

Stuff happens.

BING!

Old Business

M: commend Chris for screwing up screwing-up.

Algol.

BING!

New Business

Jay acts dumb.

Marcus talks about old stars.

Chaos.

Some motion chickens.

M: commend skinner for losing control of meeting.

Matrix chaos.

Matrix: kill Toby, matrix vote, Jay Albanian.

30 10 infinity

3 13 3 => infinity.

2 13 9

BING!

Future Business

Brownian motion passes.

M: someone cute to feed Jamie banana. Passes! (Whew.)



Meeting adjourned, 1730 SST.




Respectfully submitted,
John Hawkinson, Onseck