MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Christopher Hooker, President and Skinner, presiding; John Hawkinson, Onseck, recording.
Minutes read with many false starts.
M: declare minutes [illegible]. 4-6-7 +Spehn.
M: check to see if this is the real jhawk. 17-10-8 +Spehn.
M: disbelieve minutes. 6-8-15 +Spehn.
M: have matrix vote. 8-15-5 +Spehn. This and previous two motions pass.
M: commend jhawk for reading LR4.
BING!
Pseudo-Bananacomm reports.
M: Jen and Tara declared separate people. 15-17-3 +Spehn.
M: milk Milk Jen. 5-5-8 +Spehn.
Pumpkincomm: pumpkin brawl manifested at Fenway.
Pseudo-Pumpkincomm: execute Neel for above.
Pseudo-Toothfairycomm: it's Eddie's birthday.
M: sing Happy Birthday really badly. Passes by skinnerial decree.
BING!
MCS is gone.
BING!
M: dissolve all cancellations. 15-3-6 +Spehn.
Finger motion.
BING!
M: remind [illegible] that pumpkins are not bananas. 17-11-7 +Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 1720 SST.