MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jay Muchnij, President and Skinner, presiding; [Unknown], Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
Motion to declare minutes a challenge. Passes 6-4-1 +Spehn.
BING!
Jourcomm: submit!
Motion to commend Jourcomm for dominating. Passes.
Pianocomm: still need projects.
BING!
Motion to commend guy for slouching in the back. Passes 8-7-0 +Spehn.
Algol.
BING!
TE to J: we can now clone you. Sheep and humans are pretty much the same.
Motion to declare Toby a sheep. Passes 8-0-2 +Spehn.
BING!
TE: there is no such thing.
Motion to commend J for warping things. Hell-no-1 +Spehn.
J: move that slavery is freedom. Passes 7-6-1 +Spehn.
Motion that freedom is slavery. Passes 12-5-0 +Spehn.
BING! BING! BING! BING! (Sound of many motions dying.)
Motion that twinkies have lives. Passes 19-1-0 +Spehn.
I love paradox. Fails for lack of a motion.
Singing: skinner has no sheep at all...
Move to clone a banana. Passes hell-0-1 +Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 1730 SST.