MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jay Muchnij, President and Skinner, presiding; Jenwa Hsung, Pseudo-Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
M: condemn last week's onseck. Fails for lack of second.
M: commend last week's onseck. Passes 7-0-2 +Spehn.
M: commend Jen for being sick. Fails for lack of second.
M: condemn Jen for being sick. Fails for lack of second.
BING!
Jourcomm: no one's listening to Jen.
M: dead LHE? 12th? Passes 12-0-1 +Spehn.
BING!
Time warps (many).
M: stop going forward for a while. Fails, lack of second.
Lingering motion?
Pending motion?
Time warp to several meetings ago when there was a pending motion.
M: postpone pending motion until next week. Passes by skinnerial decree.
Time warp back to today.
"Where are the comic books?" "Probably so old we forgot about it already."
BING!
Odyssey is read by Jay in a silly deep voice.
M: attach Jamie's ? to the minutes. Chickens 3-0-3 +Spehn.
Time warp to Committee Reports. Apathycomm says yay. Time warp back.
Jamie bitches about money.
BING!
M: make sure there's current business next week. Chickens 4-1-4 +Spehn.
Someone walks in late.
M: "review books," Jen commands. Chickens 2-1-4 +Spehn.
M: for Jen to crawl home. Chickens 2-2-2 +Spehn.
M: declare titanium block banana colored. Chickens 3-2-hell of a lot +Spehn.
M: instruct Jamie to point it (MIT in buildings) out.
M: have Jen tell Jay to end meeting. Passes by Jen coughing.
M: have Jen eat lots of bananas to get well. Fails, lack of second.
BING!
M: put Jen out of her misery. Chickens 4-0-6 +Spehn.
M: kill all people chickening banana motions. 10-8-4 +Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 1720 SST. "Less apathetic than I thought it would be." (Jay)