MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jay Muchnij, President and Skinner, presiding; [Unknown], Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
Motion to have next week's minutes in iambic pentameter. Passes 15-8-0 +Spehn.
BING!
Jourcomm: deadline next week.
Moocomm: go see Wallace and Gromit.
BING!
Hint. Passes by skinnerial decree.
Motion to insert motion here [arrow to "Hint"]. Fails for lack of second.
Motion to insert this motion. Chickens 2-0-3 +Spehn.
BING!
Apathy- who cares.
New wave of apathy not reported.
Sam isn't dead.
Move to counteract Sam rising from dead until he finishes picnic stuff. Passes 9-0-2 +Spehn.
Motion that all further motions be in iambic pentameter. 16-0-0 +Spehn.
BING!
Egads, the time for a Miller motion. Fails.
Oh no, another Miller motion here. Passes 9-0-7 +Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 1730 SST. TE: the Skinner has no hair.