MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jay Muchnij, President and Skinner, presiding; Jenwa Hsung, Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
M: burn last week's minutes. Passes 14-13-1 +Spehn.
BING!
Pianocomm: new apprentices.
Finger motion.
BING! "Wow, that cleaned out my ears." (Jen)
Mobcomm: we have a Mobcomm shipment.
Panthercomm: we'll process them RSN(tm).
BING!
There was a picnic. We forgot the sports gavel.
Marcus has no hair.
Asimov is still dead (as of last report).
The Alpert is sending us old pictures of the library. Discussion.
M: to have a meeting in the box. Passes 18-8-3 +Spehn.
Atlascomm: "I'm half an inch shorter."
M: to declare Jamie Eddy. Chickens 0-0-1 +Spehn.
Finger motion.
Something about magazines? What?
Jourcomm: TZ end of summer (out for rush).
BING!
Eddy's in a box!
Usual motion, second, result.
Scramble to get Jen a Phillips head screwdriver.
M: it's one of those evil 6 pointy things. Passes 9-1-helluva lot +Spehn.
M: hunt Eddy down, put him in the box, and keep him there. 7-not more-almost as many +Spehn.
M: commend Erin for resonating while [illegible] in Fifth Element t-shirt.
BING!
M: do next week's minutes in Gabriel's handwriting. Chickens 8-1-9 +Spehn.
M: commend Erin for gesticulating in the library, even if she is Vice. Doesn't really do anything 9-9-2 +Spehn.
M: put Erin in the box with Eddy. Fails.
"Gosh am I good." (J)
M: invest in some reflexes for Jen. Passes 13-1-10 +Spehn.
M: start walk on a really big banana cream pie for next year. Fails 11-13-2 +Spehn.
M: cannibalize Eddy's last remaining reflexes and install them in Jen. Everyone-0-0 +Spehn.
Friendly amendment: append the word banana to that. 11-6-7 +Spehn.
Meeting adjourned "and flashily rides off into the sunset," 1730 SST.