MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jay Muchnij, President and Skinner, presiding; [Unknown], Pseudo-Onseck, recording.
Notes go to pseudo-pseudo-Onseck to be translated then go back to pseudo-Onseck.
Minutes read.
M: minutes are illegible. 20-1-5 +Spehn.
BING!
Pseudo-Onseck becomes confused. Notes go back to pseudo-pseudo-Onseck.
M: commend pseudo-Onseck for being confused. Some-4-buttloads +Spehn.
Definition of buttloads and decibuttloads (metric).
M: move meetings to 1700 SDT. 15-5-4 +Spehn.
M: make the above retroactive. Hell-8-4 +Spehn.
M: reverse pseudo-Onseck to pseudo-pseudo-Onseck until next banana motion. 0-2-0 +Spehn.
BING!
Finger motion.
BING!
M: do ALGOL. 19-6-0 +Spehn.
BING!
ALGOL.
BING!
M: commend New Business for being stacked. 6-8-12 +Spehn.
M: commend pseudo-Onseck. Infinity-0-0 +Spehn.
Complaint by pseudo-pseudo-Onseck. Ignored! Threats to control/alter minutes.
BING!
M: some tricky motion about the zine. 6-3-3 +Spehn.
M: rename zine to "Mission Impossible." Most-less-less +Spehn.
Miller motion fails.
Pseudo-Onseck sings "Skinner has no tail at all."
Skinner asks "Do you really want me to show you?"
M: table skinner's tail. 12-0-0 +Spehn.
M: Recursive Business. 4-8-2 +Spehn.
Miller fails for lack of second.
M: Matrix vote? 19-1-1 +Spehn.
M: find eigenvectors in Perl. 17-0-6 +Spehn, but fails anyway.
M: find eigenvectors in Matlab; somehow turns into Miller motion. 22-1-0 +Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 1715 SDT.