MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jay Muchnij, President and Skinner, presiding; [Unknown], Pseudo-Onseck, recording.
Pathetic BING!
Minutes brilliantly read by pseudo-onseck.
Motion re: minutes fails.
M: commend pseudo-onseck for courage and perseverance. Chickens.
BING!
Dexmistress: inventory was fast.
Jourcomm calls apathetically for submissions.
BING!
Bill's not kidding. S/O is old and binged.
Hi, archaeologists. How are you?
Jamie says: lots of books missing.
Discussion of inventory notation.
We don't know how many books are left.
BING!
Quiet confusion. R/O to happen someday.
Skinner has less hair.
M: commend skinner for having less hair. Passes. Inversed incomprehensibility.
BING!
Skinner to be absent for work.
[Illegible]
M: put off fall semester for a month. Passes by skinnerial decree.
Various songs sung a lot.
Compromise prevails.
Meeting adjourned, 1710 SST.