MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jay Muchnij, President and Skinner, presiding; Jenwa Hsung, Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
M: install air conditioning to eliminate confusion. 13-5-5 +Spehn.
BING!
Jourcomm: "Please submit some."
M: commend the skinner's ability. 15-0-4 +Spehn.
Pianocomm: new apprentice- Justin. Old longtime apprentice realized his job was already done and wants another (Brian... Sniffen, as opposed to Perrin).
Skinner threatens Ed Keyes.
M: commend onseck for having gotten older over the summer. 7-6-5 +Spehn or something like that.
M: commend the onseck for having gotten older since the last minutes. Buttloads-2-2 +Spehn.
M: to commend the skinner for his old age. Something small-15-something like 5 +Spehn.
Toby claims Jay'll never be older than him.
Motion. 9-0-5 +Spehn.
M: go to Young Business. 20-7-1 +Spehn.
"The young HAVE no business!" (Toby)
BING!
In about 40 months we'll run out of space.
Motion. 10-9-1 +Spehn.
Young Business ages into Old Business.
The usual.
BING!
M: time warp to Committee Reports. Something like 9-15-2 +Spehn.
Boston film festival.
Future Business is discussed and then declared.
BING!
Jen's birthday is tomorrow.
M: commend Jen for getting a year older between today and last year. 15-7-2 +Spehn.
M: declare Jen's birthday RSN so we don't have to celebrate quite yet. "You're the skinner, just make people up." 15-19-1 +Spehn.
[Illegible]. 6-everything else minus Spehn-0 +Spehn.
M: to not fix the banana leak in the ceiling. 8-9-13 +Spehn.
Miller motion.
Second Miller motion. Fails 18-15-1 +Spehn.
"Skinner cannot count at all." "He's just a Pentium."
Meeting adjourned, 1730 SST.