MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jay Muchnij, President and Skinner, presiding; Jenwa Hsung, Onseck, recording.
Last week's minutes not read (not found).
M: move this week's minutes into last week to preserve continuity of the minutes. 9-9-4 +Spehn.
BING!
Moocomm: MIB tonight but Mark of Zorro has more science fiction content.
M: commend the skinner for talking to his gavel. 8-0-6 +Spehn.
M: to have the skinner stick a banana in his ear while listening to Slayer. 0-2-2 +Spehn.
M: apply the inverse skinner rule. Something big-something small-5 +Spehn.
BING!
None.
BING!
M: have the Society take a new policy towards alcohol. 14-1-0 +Spehn.
M: prohibit prentices from dying in the library. 6-2-6 +Spehn.
BING!
M: clone this meeting and send it to both meetings. 7-4-1 +Spehn.
M: censure meeting... something about sex with gavels. 3-12-5 +Spehn.
M: finger motion. 6-0-0 +Spehn.
Miller motion. 8-12-1 +Spehn.
M: deprive onseck of her nose. 11-4-1 +Spehn.
M: implement the onseck's nose by means of a banana. 12-2-3 +Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 1715 SST.