MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jay Muchnij, President and Skinner, presiding; Jenwa Hsung, Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
M: "to just give up on the minutes." 6-8-5 +Spehn.
M: turn the minutes into hours. 8-8-1 +Spehn.
BING!
The Observer is not quite as effective at stopping bings as the Tech.
Pseudo-jourcomm:
Ocomm: we should deny membership to anyone from NY because a high percentage owe us money.
M: repossess NY. 14-0-0 +Spehn.
BING!
The Tech and Observer worked quite well.
Need Pillowcomm, to provide pillow for the gavel.
M: appoint someone to rub the skinner's gavel. 2-2-16 +Spehn.
BING!
"Oh no, the Tech and the Observer are becoming intertwined!"
M: instruct skinner to rub his own gavel. 1-1-9 +Spehn.
"I can neither confirm nor deny we are in Classified Business right now."
M: "whatever they said in the back corner." 6-Eddy-0 +Spehn.
M: move library to non-linear time. 4-6-1 +Spehn.
Penn and Teller will be on B5.
M: commend Jamie for having a pickle for breakfast. Something-6-1 +Spehn (passes).
M: commend the pickle instead. 6-1-2 +Spehn.
M: "we're in a pickle now." 5-4-1 +Spehn.
BING!
M: change official mascot from banana to pickle. Lot-not a few-0 +Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 1710 SST.