MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jay Muchnij, President and Skinner, presiding; Jenwa Hsung, Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
M: approve the minutes as kiwi-colored. Passes 12-3-4 +Spehn.
BING!
Moocomm: Justin reports that Starship Troopers is extremely good and closely follows the Heinlein book.
Moocomm2: Sam says Alien: Resurrection sucks. Not enough combat and gore.
Jourcomm: Submit! RFSN, we promise!
BING!
M: Marcus to take off his shirt and swing the gavel "for old times' sake." Passes 18-3-12 +Spehn.
M: annual affirmation that you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant. Fails 3-12-4 +Spehn.
M: commend this meeting for unparalleled efficiency. Chickens 3-8-17 +Spehn.
Erin models for a Boris calendar.
M: commend Erin for going to such lengths to get MITSFS a calendar. Passes 18-3-5 +Spehn.
BING!
Everyone claims to be old. Bill wins argument. Marcus sulks.
Andrea, as is tradition, insults the skinner.
Ed promises to finish the alum mailing list "RSN, as soon as the TZ gets published (snicker)."
Jen is sick.
M: condemn Ed for promising to never get his key. Passes 23-0-1 +Spehn.
M: commend Martin for eating a banana in the library. Fails 10-11-9 +Spehn.
M: sell off onseck and replace with v3.2 of Microsoft Jenwa. Chickens 5-10-10 +Spehn.
BING!
M: commend Jamie for showing off his banana-colored underwear. Passes 23-0-0 +Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 1723 SST.