MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jamie Morris, Chancellor and Pseudo-Skinner, presiding; Jenwa Hsung, Onseck, recording.
The minutes miraculously read themselves aloud, causing joy, awe, terror, and despair in the multitudes.
Move to approve the minutes as a significant religious experience. Passes 1e6-0-0 +Spehn.
BING!
Pseudo-mobcomm: we have new hardcovers.
Panthercomm: they're processed.
Pseudo-bluebellcomm: but we haven't covered them yet.
BING!
1997 is about to exit. Please save your butters.
BING!
This is the first meeting I've run in YEARS.
BING!
Move to celebrate with a banana split. Passes 5-2-2 +Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 1710 SST.