MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jamie, Chancellor and Pseudo-Skinner, presiding; Ed Keyes, Pseudo-Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
M: banana! Fails without vote. Too early to end meeting.
M: laughing. Chickens 1-2-2 +Spehn.
BING!
Dexmistress: still July 25.
Pseudo-Hasslecomm: new "withdrawn" stamp for books.
We lost a member (AMT).
Shelfcomm: rearrangement almost done, woohoo!
Tons of stuff donated. We have years of life now.
Walk-in-comm: books donated.
Panthercomm: we got a donation now.
M: commend donation. Passes 2-0-6 +Spehn.
Discussion of obscure dates on "time to explode" graph.
M: who cares which Jordan books are checked out. Passes 2-0-3 +Spehn.
M: commend math of pseudo-skinner. Passes by fiat.
Donation is a bag of Star Wars books.
BING!
Tomorrow the country is 222 years old.
Pentiumcomm: check that math (declaration vs. constitution).
Discussion of Schoolhouse Rock, Star Trek, and the writing style of the Declaration and Constitution.
M: condemn Constitution for no copyright or acknowledgment. Passes 1-2-4 +Spehn.
M: love that gavel! (Chastely, please). Does everything 2-2-1 +Spehn.
Donation is, in fact, 17 Star Wars paperbacks.
Discussion of book burning techniques.
Scientific units: yay for dynes and slugs and ergs.
Finger motion.
Usual junk.
BING!
Armageddon opened.
M: commend everyone for not noticing. Passes by fiat.
Bruce Willis, 12 Monkeys, Die Hard, Hudson Hawk, Bill and Ted, Time Bandits, consistent time travel, general relativity.
M: praise movies with consistent time travel, unless they're boring. Passed yesterday.
Para-doctoring paradoxes from "All you zombies" by Heinlein.
M: I'm hungry. Passes lots-few-few +Spehn.
M: everyone's not hungry. Fails by fiat.
M: commend Teresa for not recognizing a book. Passes everybody-nobody-nobody +Spehn.
BING!
M: end meeting. Amend: with a pineapple. Passes 3-0-2 +Spehn.
BING!
M: something with a blue banana. Fails, no second.
M: morse code. Passes 2-1-1 +Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 1725 SST.