MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jenwa, Skinner-Regent, presiding; [Unknown], Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
M: commend minutes as enigmatic. 2-7-3 +Spehn.
BING! Passes, not fails, that's right.
M: those are the right numbers. Fails, lack of second.
M: those are the wrong numbers. Passes 9-0-0 +Spehn.
Skinner forgets spehn.
BING!
Pseudo-mobcomm: Mobcomm's here but not reporting. We're getting a shitload of books.
Mobcomm: a shitload.
Pseudo-mobcomm: a shitload.
Skinner ponders, realizes old business is neat.
BING!
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Old skinner-regent is back.
TE claims to read JPM's mind. "Ick."
WDS: W20 is throwing out bad chairs.
This reminds Y of Japanese society.
Discussion of perils of sitting down in the dark.
Armageddon gets reamed by Siskel and Ebert but gets good reviews from Brunching Shuttlecocks and Post-Feminist Playground.
Lethal Weapon 4 today. "Last I heard, it was still being made." "It is."
BING!
Actually a decent bing.
M: commend skinner for it. Fails for no second.
M: all remaining motions be thirded this meeting. 8-1-mumble +Spehn. Fails, because nothing would ever get done.
M: miller. Fails. "I'm not binging for that." BING!
M: timewarp next week's minutes to several weeks hence. "No." (WDS) Fails for lack of second.
WDS mumbles about Roy Rogers' death. Promises universe for [unreadable].
M: set Roy to star in next Buckaroo Bonzai flick. Passes 11-0-1 +Spehn.
Plea for more new business.
BING!
No Future is a Dr. Who book. We have it.
Martyn flees.
M: commend book for being had. 5-0-0 +Spehn.
M: replace gavel with a softer banana. Ignored completely.
Y describes poor ferret. "One of the most nervous animals known to science." Brought to fireworks.
Skinner urges Toby to try again.
M: threaten ferrets with bananas. Passes 13-0-2 +Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 1764 SST.