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MITSFS Meeting Minutes

Friday, July 17, 1998




MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, JWH, Pseudo-President and Skinner, presiding; [Unknown], Onseck, recording.

Minutes read.

Plea for motions.

M: approve reading of minutes as supercalifragil...etc. Fails 8-9-3 +Spehn.

BING!

Committee Reports

Mobcomm: we got a couple of books. "Given the amount of money you spent..."

Panthercomm: they were processed, they're over there and over there and over there...

Furniturecomm: this chair's broken.

Mumbling about Dr. Who.

Plea for the end of committee reports.

Dexmistress: inventory. Be there.

Plea for the end of committee reports.

Sitcomm: Time Cops sucks.

Plea for the end of committee reports.

BING!

Old Business

JM: books rearranged.

M: Roy Rogers to be stuffed and mounted. "Eww..." Chickens 4-0-5 +Spehn.

Algol mangled by skinner.

Skinner cajoled into finishing.

BING!

New Business

M: shut up. Passes 8-6-4 +Spehn. "8-something-4 +Spehn."

M: commend skinner for having more RAM. Fails; no second.

M: say hi to Vani and embarass her. "Hi." "Oh, we should pass it then." 20-4-2 +Spehn. "Something like 20 to something like 4 to 2 +Spehn."

"I don't get embarrassed by 'hi's." "Oh, stare." "She clearly hasn't taken enough drugs."

Plea for more business.

Skinner informed we're in new business.

M: sell the DoD a stealth banana. Chickens 11-4-11 +Spehn. (Yes, with Spehn as well.)

BING!

Future Business

M: neutrinos have mass. "Better not vote this down." 15-14-1 +Spehn.

M: neutrinos have so little mass they... 16-1-3 +Spehn. "Motion passes something to something." Hand waving.



Meeting adjourned, 17something SST.




Respectfully submitted,
[Unknown], Onseck