MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jay Muchnij, Skinner-Usurper, presiding; [Unknown], Onseck, recording.
1703 SST: reigns of power seized by skinner.
Minutes read.
No motions re: reading of minutes.
BING!
Panthercomm: inventory tomorrow.
Zat Sealead.
Sitcomm: Thirdspace sucked.
Malecomm: mail from thesis student about SF librarianship. "Why'd we establish this collection?" The first reading from the constitution of the MITSFS. "Why'd we establish it? To get chicks."
BING!
BING!
WDS: old puppet.
Mumbling about MST3K robot.
JM: "What's the thing that sounds like microfiche but isn't?" "Microfilm?"
Plea for end of old business.
BING!
(exceptional bing)
M: commend skinner for exceptional bing. 5-4-1 +Spehn.
M: commend library for passing its first motion this meeting. Fails, no second.
M: submit it to North Umbria. 5-5-5 +Spehn. Chickens.
Meeting ignores skinner through an entire motion, thanks to debate about "definition of SF."
Plea for end to new business. Inquire as to whether or not it ever started.
Banana motion fails for no seconds.
Plea for future business yields apathy and mention of inventory.
Second try to move to banana the balls. Kills skinner's RAM.
BING!
Oh, it passed.
BING!
Debate about whether or not skinner has ended the meeting. Skinner-usurper seized power and adjourns.
Meeting adjourned, unknown time.