MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, JWH, Pseudo-President and Skinner, presiding; [Unknown], Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
Miller Motion. Fails, no second.
M: something about motions from 2 meetings also failing. 9-2-5 +Spehn.
BING!
Panthercomm: inventory happened.
Debate about whether or not JM is Panthercomm.
Sitcomm: "Thirdspace sucked to this very moment."
Pianocomm: new keyholder over there.
M: everyone say hi to Jake. 7-7-2 +Spehn
"Bing." "Ow." "Motion binged."
M: commend motion for getting a bing. 14-1-0 +Spehn.
M: commend that motion for getting a bing.
M: shut up. 11-12-0 +Spehn.
M: condemn that motion for getting a bing.
BING!
Bill's still old (40).
"That's one year for every finger and toe." (JM)
Plea for end to old business.
People fail their math rolls en masse.
M: commend Bill for being 4000 years old. 11-3-0 +Spehn.
ALGOL mangled.
"What about the usual bing?"
BING!
Miller Motion. Seconded. Ignored.
Floorcomm: we need to move everything off of the floor.
TZ: hilarious laughter.
M: condemn Justin unilaterally. 16-0-1 +Spehn.
M: shut up, you banana. 12-15-3 +Spehn.
Skinner starts asking people for their fucking member.
M: end the meeting. Ignored.
M: commend skinner for providing banana flavored cookies. 7-0-shit +Spehn.
BING!
Meeting adjourned, 1730 SST.