MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, JWH, Pseudo-President and Skinner, presiding; [Unknown], Onseck, recording.
M: condemn skinner for apologizing for interrupting discussion. A lot-0-0 +Spehn. Passes.
Minutes read.
M: highly commend minutes for puzzling Andrea at several points. 11-2-1 +Spehn.
Pbbbbt.
BING!
M: commend. 8-6-9 +Spehn, no, 8 +Spehn.
"Wait, I can't count anymore."
Fweekcomm: frosh show up in more than 20 minutes. Frosh come as regular, well-done, and rare.
Meeting will be at 1700 next week.
M: commend people for showing up a half-hour early. 8-6-6 +Spehn.
Fweekcomm: sign up for more hours.
BING!
Albert donated old magazines. He was skinner when JM was born.
M: commend Jamie for being about as old as the magazines. 12-1-4 +Spehn.
BING!
Ding-dong Mike Larnick is dead.
JM is lightly punished for teasing the Andrea.
Meeting disintegrates.
JM walks the line of conducting real business.
JM crosses the line.
M: condemn JM for conducting real business at the meeting. Lots and lots and lots-0-3 +Spehn. "Passes, lots to small numbers."
M: commend people for having unsavory meeting-lust. 9-4-3 +Spehn. "Passes by some large number."
Andrea reads scathing review of a band.
M: commend the library for being inert and aggravated. Manyagain-1-3 +Spehn.
Discussion of whether or not we're in New Business.
M: something incomprehensible from Malcolm. 2-2-4 +Spehn.
BING!
BING!
Singing ensues. Fails due to apathy.
Minicult: Malcolm tells us of anime characters watching each other on TV.
BING!
M: import a banana. 11-3-11 +Spehn.
"I can't end the meeting by skinnerial decree."
"Oh, you mean you don't want to."
"It's all the same in my mind."
M: have Jenwa make a banana so large she can't lift it. 22-0-5 +Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 17pbbbbt SST.