MIT Science Fiction Society

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MITSFS Meeting Minutes

Friday, September 11, 1998




MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, JFM, President and Skinner, presiding; [Unknown], Onseck, recording.

(Beautifully decorated minutes...)

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Jenwa escapes!

M: commend Jenwa. 18-6-4 +Spehn.

4 motions happen.

M: dismiss the motions.

Skinnerial decree: no matrix vote.

M: commend skinner for abusing power. 16-11-9 +Spehn.

M: Albanian Jay and Jake. 20-8-4 +Spehn.

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Photo of JFM at the Albanian embassy.

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Minutes read.

M: commend minutes for being nicely highlighted. 10-1-9 +Spehn. "Ah, I'm spinning." (JM)

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BING!

Committee Reports

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Panthercomm: lots of books.

Jourcomm: plan to work on dec. May have more art. "Potentially this term now."

Discussion of Twilight Zine.

M: make Jamie Albanian. 9-12-3 +Spehn, said as "some to many to less."

M: commend Jenwa for infiltration of skinner.

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Passes. Lots and lots and lots-1-6 +Spehn.

Fweekcomm: rush happened, got frosh, scared frosh.

M: commend Theftcomm for not being lame. 20-2-7 +Spehn.

Bluebellcomm: eventually stop being read.

BING!

Old Business

Skinner!

M: commend skinner for being old. 76-2-1 +Spehn.

"Happy Birthday" sung very very very badly. Ouch.

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Birthday in German???

Attempt for German Telzey?

M: condemn Germany for having icky people. 10-5-3 +Spehn.

No single guys who don't smoke there.

3rd Space still sucks.

Comic books still in California.

M: commend skinner for having sex life with milk. Ended by skinnerial decree. (11-3-many/many/many14 +Spehn.)

BING!

New Business

Usual motion.

Usual second.

Usual vote.

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Albanian robot: cart thingy.

Albanians got the wheel!!!

"Meanderer": expelled from all groups' doors.

Pleas for asylum at MITSFS.

M: blue sticker Meanderer. 26-0-0 +Spehn.

M: ship Meanderer to Albanian and say Albania is on the 4th floor. 6-12-0 +Spehn.

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Is Jen Murphy the real Jen Murphy? Or has she been altered to a robot? She's been cloned a lot before.

M: commend Jen for having DNA :) can't be cloned. 4-5-12 +Spehn.

M: say hi to Pipa. 23-0-0 +Spehn.

Place to get your car back from being towed is inaccessible by foot (expressway). He parked, then they put up parking signs. Sell the car.

M: donate money to MITSFS. 0-2-2 +Spehn.

BING!

Future Business

M: go to Vinnie Testa's and get banana garlic.

M: make Neel buy a life membership. 20-0-0 +Spehn.

Walking the edge of real business.

M: feed Jamie a banana. 16-0-0 +Spehn.

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Meeting adjourned, 1730 SST.




Respectfully submitted,
[Unknown], Onseck