MITSFS meeting called to order, 1705 SST, Jenwa, Pseudo-President and Skinner, presiding; [Unknown], Onseck, recording.
Summons Jen Murphy.
M: commend skinner for responding to summons. 20-1-3 +Spehn.
M: condemn boring.
Minutes read.
M: commend minutes for being confident. 0-11-15 +Spehn.
M1: condemn skinner for crappy bing. M2: commend skinner for being well dressed. M3: matrix vote!
(Lots of icky math done on the side by someone who doesn't remember what a matrix is)
The magic number is: 1732.
No one believes me. Sigh.
BING!
Shelfcomm: reserve PA.
M: move spare stuff shelf to where Justin is sitting. 18-12-2 +Spehn.
"Blood of a warrior will make the wall strong."
M: make Jen throw shoe.
M: take off price tag first.
M: to do something to someone's really old thesis thing.
Mobcomm: books mailed this weekend.
Cyniccomm: yeah, right.
BING!
M: commend skinner for being retroactive. 6-4-lots +Spehn. "4-no, I want to vote for the in favor!"
M: start stockpiling dustbuster parts. 0-0-1 +Spehn.
M: insert "banana" in all motions. 11-20-1 +Spehn. "Chickens."
M: have skinner play 8th notes with the gavel. 4-3-many +Spehn.
M: have skinner create a standing wave front with the gavel. 7-1-3 +Spehn.
M: raid The Tech for supplies and hostages. Fails by skinnerial decree. "We've already done that."
M: declare treaty is just a piece of paper.
BING!
BING!
M: declare banana greater than treaty. 13-1-4 +Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 1730 SST.