MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Anonymous, Pseudo-President and Skinner, presiding; JFC, Pseudo-Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
Anonymous skinner presiding talks about her day: asleep during all-nighter and desk shift, bombing job interview (in suit and heels), not finishing assignment, late lab report, sitting on bronze bunny.
M: declare minutes really, really lengthy. 3-4-a lot +Spehn.
Finger motion to new member who asked "what's a chicken?"
BING!
M: inform member about chickens and MITSFS. 2-8-8 +Spehn.
"We got 1000 dollars from finboard." (Jenwa)
Mobcomm: we have books.
"Anyone want a big roll of plastic?" (Jamie)
MW: "Thank you Jenwa for poking me."
Alumcomm: alum office has a damn lot of meetings.
BING!
M: bing better. 6-1-3 +Spehn.
M: give grudging acceptance to bing. 4-2-3 +Spehn.
M: commend pseudo-onseck for instructing skinner. 6-3-5 +Spehn.
M: commend pseudo-onseck for instructing skinner again. 0-0-0 +Spehn.
She gets it wrong again!
M: send Jay to Xanth. 12-4-3 +Spehn.
M: (Jade) change Jay's name. 18-0-0 +Spehn.
BING!
JM: Mass RMV sucks.
The skinner gets talking mail from Bell Atlantic.
M: commend Toby for being susceptible to advertising. 6-4-4 +Spehn.
M: about Jay and Monty Python (I missed the details). 10-0-3 +Spehn.
M: another similar motion I didn't hear. 10-0-2 +Spehn.
BING!
The skinner doesn't believe in future business.
M: first shoot Bill Gates, then send him a talking banana. 8-0-4 +Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 1720 SST.