MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, JFM, President and Skinner, presiding; [Unknown], Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
M: minutes are lossly compressed and have gaping holes. 12-8-2 +Spehn.
M: commend skinner for remembering number from votes. 14-3-9 +Spehn. (Applause)
BING!
Key fines all around. Hahahahahaha?
M: commend whatever he is fining himself for. Some-some-10 +Spehn.
Pseudo-mobcomm: should have hardcover run soon.
M: commend skinner for living underneath her rock. But she has a Telzey! But her Telzey is just as hosed.
M: give skinner a rock big enough for two. 22-4-1 +Spehn.
BING!
3rd space still sucks. Star Trek still sucks... in a new and improved way.
Skinner: aren't you still sick? But she just turned in some project thing at 4 PM and she feels good. "So when do the drugs run out?"
M: commend wealthy alums and give us happy couches. 11-2-6 +Spehn.
M: commend lawyers for being more powerful than duct tape. 18-6-6 +Spehn. Fails because skinner said so.
Still doing alum mailing in February?
M: commend someone/something for having a sex life with a bicycle. Onseck gets tired and confused.
BING!
Discussion of bookends. "Wild stampeding bookends!"
M: "We got mail from Stonybrook SFS and mocked them for being young (30th anniversary)." 17-0-1 +Spehn.
M: get other and therefore lesser SFS to pay us a tithe of 10 percent of their income. 40-0-0 +Spehn.
Discussion of xmas meeting. Singing xmas carols. (Justin)
A person walked in. "It's jhawk." "That's not a person."
"I found a webpage with over 11000 haikus on Spam." (JPW)
Lots of xmas cards about Spam.
jhawk holds up and asks: is that James?
J: "No, not even vaguely."
M: commend for not looking like James. 8-1-14 +Spehn.
BING!
Singing about spam forces adjournment.
Meeting adjourned, 1730 SST.