MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, AMU, Pseudo-President and Skinner, presiding; [Unknown], Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
M: commend minutes for being artistic. 9-5-1 +Spehn.
BING!
Mobcomm: got books after meeting. Fourth new Weber book in 4 weeks.
Pseudo-libcomm: Jade discovered it wasn't what she thought it was. Efforts to revoke her key are in progress.
Pseudo-theftcomm: asked finboard for money for LSC slide, so we should do it.
(Click! Flash!)
BING!
Running out of space!
Derrick Colm was in town and commented on lack of space.
M: say hi to technique people. 3-1-2 +Spehn.
Spehn less than 1?
Usual motion.
BING!
(Muttering in background)
Units of time on Mars: minute = minute! Tirade by JM. "Every human being has an intuitive sense of how long a minute is! Even newborns in the womb!" "What about premature babies?" "Their schedule is messed up!" "Because of daylight savings?" "No, they have a Y2K problem."
M: to flay (filet) people who are messing with the martian minutes. 8-4-0 +Spehn.
Bookcases, so some people should go see if they're useful.
(Long silence)
M: apathy motion.
BING!
M: Miller Motion! Seconded. Fails. BING!
M: Second Miller Motion! Fails. BING!
M: Third Miller Motion! 10-9-1 +Spehn. Chaos ensues.
Meeting adjourned, 1730 SST.