MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, AMU, Pseudo-President and Skinner, presiding; [Unknown], Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
M: No! 3-7-2 +Spehn.
BING!
"Snickle snickle snickle snickle snickle snickle."
Pseudo-bluebellcomm: stacks of hardcovers which Bluebellcomm isn't covering.
Theftcomm.
Boscomm: Boskone almost started. JFC offers ride tomorrow.
Yawncomm: yawn.
BING!
Apathy.
Have we sent mail?
BING!
"For this I woke up." "For this I stayed awake."
M: commend meeting for being exciting. 3-1-6 +Spehn.
BING! "Oops."
Pseudo-skinner has a calculator watch. "Eww!" Comes in handy! Never know when you'll need to know the square root of 19. "Don't you memorize it? That's what I keep *this* (points to brain) for." "Oh, I thought that was just to fill the hole in your head." Balance is off without it. Hats help with that.
M: condemn hats. 3-4-1 +Spehn.
BING!
M: commend hats for rubbing off JFC's banana-colored hair. (delay) 3-6-0 +Spehn.
Skinnerial decree ends meeting.
Meeting adjourned, 1715 SST.