MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jay Muchnij, Pseudo-President and Skinner, presiding; John Carr, Pseudo-Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
M: consider minutes perfectly normal. 4-7-4 +Spehn. Fails.
M: commend minutes for writhing Christas. Fails, no second.
BING!
Mobcomm: new books.
Panthercomm: half of post-inventory done, half books found in back of shelves.
Pseudo-fweekcomm: JM: Fweekcomm is behind.
Pseudo-bluebellcomm: Bluebellcomm is being lame.
Stickerboy is being lame too.
BING!
jhawk criticizes Jay's gavel technigue.
JM's old sign for midway is still available.
"All hail Kludges." 10-4-4 +Spehn.
jhawk cut up a book. It was good.
JFM: "Chutes and ladders of Catan."
BING!
WDS lost hair; JFC's plot to have jhawk killed by aliens was foiled by a pager.
Mobcomm run soon.
R/O schedule soon. Didn't we just do one last year? Long babble about R/O.
JM: use fallbacks and timeouts for meetings. 6-3-6 +Spehn.
Someone moved the t-shirt box and JFM can't find it.
JM throws away the alien nation poster! (Recovered.)
T-shirt order Monday. WDS: "Pointless Sigma Phi shirts too?" Yes, but it's Psi Phi. How many Greek letters are pointless?
"When did the guy with the ray gun grow a third leg?"
"Jay, what have you done with textiles?" Passes.
"No comment." 0-13-3 +Spehn. "I've worn a lot of them."
JM finally meets whoever it was he was meeting.
One month from now: Space 1999 begins!
JM: "The world won't end for a partial eclipse."
M: condemn JM for falling for their evil plan. 5-3-2 +Spehn, loud BING! "Ow!"
BING!
Kurtz bought the rights to write her book.
A member offers money to check in books during a meeting.
M: CCC should sponsor swim test. 12-1-0 +Spehn.
M: put banana in pool during swim test. 4-0-1 +Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 1722 SST.