MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jenwa Hsung, President and Skinner, presiding; [Unknown], Pseudo-Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
M: Aia Aia Hastur. Chickens 5-7-10 +Spehn.
BING!
Illuminaticomm: Ariel's onto ASA, might be in charge of rerooming.
Theftcomm: BSU has overrun our position.
M: condemn Jade for not knowing what flew past her head. No second.
M: "Hi Jade! Just wanted to look at you." Nothing 7-7-4 +Spehn.
LHE: got new checkbook, found old one. Suggestions include having complex checks.
M: condemn the Dr. Who books for flagrantly violating the MITSFS rules on clothing.
Pianocomm: old keyholder coming back, possible new apprentice. ED stunningly fails the keyholder system.
M: implement keyholder escrow. 14-0-6 +Spehn.
Skinner ignores other committee report.
BING!
M: say hi to Stephanie. Passes 14-0-10 +Spehn.
BING!
M: new person.
M: dealloy Justin. No second.
M: fail Jamie. Passes 14-0-4 +Spehn.
M: skinner mortally offends the pseudo-onseck.
M: shut up.
M: matrix vote.
6-6-7 +Spehn, 2-10-11 +Spehn, 4-12-5 +Spehn. All fail.
M: give J's ego a laxative. Passes something-0-5 +Spehn.
M: commend skinner for a good bing. Passes huh?-what?-eh? +Spehn.
M: bing as loud as bananas. Fails 9-12-3 +Spehn.
BING!
M: commission a book by Harry Potter Lovecraft. Passes something-5-1 +Spehn.
M: Miller. Fails.
M: Miller, the second. 15-0-0 +Spehn. BING!
Phonecomm: ring! "Hold phone to gavel block." "Here, it's Chad."
Meeting adjourned, 1730 SST.