MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jenwa Hsung, President and Skinner, presiding; Natasha Olchanski, Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
M: condemn Jamie and Jade for conducting real business during meeting. Passes X-4-3 +Spehn.
M: reading of minutes vague- matrix vote? Passes.
Bogus motion about Albania passes bogusly.
BING!
Mobcomm: new box of new books, 3 of them worth reading.
Theftcomm: bulletin board redone.
Pseudo-pianocomm: new "So You Want to Be a Keyholder" sheets out, maybe someone will want to.
Sitcomm: "7 Days" season premiere really bad. WDS couldn't watch it. M: commend WDS for not watching a bad show.
WDS: "Why are those people having a meeting over there?" JFC: "If Jade called you over, wouldn't you come?"
Marion Zimmer Bradley died last Saturday.
Evan Vogt is not dead yet, though institutionalized.
BING!
We demand new business!
T-shirt distributor is still being lame- the t-shirts are still not here.
BING!
M: condemn society for discussing real business. Skinner squashes.
M: commend skinner for being a dictator.
M: nothing's ever passed in the history of MITSFS. Passes.
People should send MITSFS more good postcards.
Skinner: "Could someone besides Jade tackle Jay for me?"
M: to have a chicken in every pot.
M: to put a banana in every pot. Fails something-something else-something +Spehn.
M: commend skinner for being a math major. 11-4-4 +Spehn.
Math majors can't add, EAPS people don't know where they are.
BING!
M: commend skinner for knowing how continents move on the surface of the molten banana. Passes.
Meeting adjourned, 1725 SST.