MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, AMU, Pseudo-President and Skinner, presiding; Natasha Olchanski, Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
M: commend minutes for being typed. 7-1-2 +Spehn.
BING!
Pseudo-ROSFAP: discovered Philip K. Dick's FBI file and Life: Choose Your Own Adventure (which should have been thrown out long ago, date 2/95).
Onseck has decadent dreams and writes about it. 10-20-0 +Spehn.
Mobcomm: boring, nothing new.
Sitcomm: not enough time to watch anything.
Pseudo-pianocomm: something about a prentice starting a project- we have a prentice!
Assistant Jadecomm: entered a magazine into Magdex. Magdex almost got buried alive.
Jay and Jade are decadent.
Look at the FBI report... his name, age, sex, height, build, and misc. are blacked out.
M: to request Jade's FBI report. Passes.
AMU mutates into Jenwa.
M: condemn onseck for not paying attention. Passes.
A flurry of motions pass in aggregate.
Skinner doesn't feel like having a tensor vote.
Pseudo-pianocomm: found a pile of 5 year old alumni mailing addresses.
jhawk: "Complaining is more fun." Jay: "I gather you have a lot of experience..."
People object to Magdex being filed under M in a straightforward location. There is only one new entry in Magdex featuring jhawk's favorite author Somtow.
M: to go "ooh" for Yevgenia being dressed up. Passes. "Ooh."
BING!
Verbal bing.
M: commend skinner for extraordinary bing. Chickens.
M: to have a banana motion to get this over with. Chickens 5-3-9 +Spehn.
T-shirts real soon now. Jake defaces the minutes.
M: to burn Jade's hand at the stake for being unholy. Passes 4-0-1 +Spehn.
M: commend onseck for brightly banana colored shirt. Chickens 8-4-12 +Spehn.
Second Miller Motion chickens.
M: to record minutes in shape of a banana probably chickens. [Minutes were from this point onward written inside an outline of a banana.]
BING!
Plush Cthulhus now sold cheaply (no tartan colors).
M: to have Jade or Jay investigate what Cthulhu does not wear under his kilt. Chickens?
Move to find price of banana colored Cthulhu. Fails.
BING!
Some stupid banana motion ends the meeting.
Meeting adjourned, 1740 SST.