MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jenwa Hsung, President and Skinner, presiding; Natasha Olchanski, Onseck, recording.
Whine: something about leopard spots. "Don't tell me, I don't want to know."
Motion passes. "Why are we having this motion?" No, we're not having this motion.
Minutes read. Minutes interrupted. 5-0-1 +Spehn.
BING!
Pseudo-panthercomm: lots of not quite new books to be shelved.
Jadecomm: Midway sign was getting mangled- moved. Why Jadecomm? Because there's no Natashacomm.
BING!
Man in NY suing for 25M because he was stuck in an elevator- Justin should too. Then we can build a new shelf to collapse this building.
Lobdell closes earlier now, though Harvard serves meals at midnight.
Discussion of Pritchett food. Stops because we can't bring food to library.
T-shirtcomm: t-shirts RSN.
BING!
New Sandman book out. We don't have Sandman series- lameness and expense.
Discussion of whether people could go into MIT libraries.
Old and slow business: slide got only JFC's applause at Friday's Star Wars showing.
Discussion of how silly a movie "Wing Commander" is.
Hair does grow after you shave it, or does it? JFC: "I got a haircut- look what happened to my hair."
Scavenger hunt: find the man with a hole in the back of his head.
Discussion of which way is closer to stairs or elevator, if you use the proper door passing technique.
BING!
Banana monkey business motion chickens. Making bananas motion chickens.
Jay: "Skinner has no hair at all." Song.
M: club all singers with large bananas. Passes.
Meeting adjourned, 1730 SST.