MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jenwa Hsung, President and Skinner, presiding; Natasha Olchanski, Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
M: approve minutes as having lots of mention of bananas. Fails 4-12-6 +Spehn.
BING!
Pseudo-natashacomm: Jadecomm sucks.
M: appoint Natashacomm to monitor Natasha's activities. 24-6-0 +Spehn. Discussion of logistics- trial week- then report and appoint 3 best people permanently.
New MIT webpage.
Jade to JM: "You should keep up with the times." JM: "You don't read the Tech and don't know about the Capital campaign." Jade: "What capital campaign?"
Pseudo-pianocomm: Debbie came in and talked to JM about Magdex, then said she would come in yesterday and didn't.
Moocomm: 6-string Samurai showing this weekend.
Mobcomm: should do a run for new books soon to have books for IAP (because skinner isn't going to be there).
Anti-mobcomm: got flyer from a place that buys up collections of books from libraries going out of business.
Pandemonium sale this weekend- 25 percent off. "People buy cheap-ass games on sale?!?"
T-shirtcomm: t-shirts RSN. If we were really evil we would hide one of the t-shirt boxes.
BING!
Move to commend Natasha for being big. 12-12-12 +Spehn.
Move to call Natasha something that means "small" in Chinese.
Some motions about nicknames for Natasha fail.
M: swap Jay and Jade's names. Passes 17-12-0 +Spehn.
M: call all members Natasha. Fails.
BING!
Library needs more shelves.
Jay's [actually Jade's] brother (1 year younger than Jay [actually Jade]) got a girlfriend- Jay [actually Jade] outraged. "He turned into one of those guys who only hangs out with girls- it's him and a gaggle of girls." WDS: "How awful for him."
M: condemn and commend Jay and Jade and their respective siblings. Passes 14-smaller-much smaller +Spehn.
BING!
M: commend Cthulhu for wearing Yevgenia under it. Passes.
Discussion about Cthulhu.
Motion to obtain banana colored Cthulhu for the library. Passes.
Meeting adjourned, 1733 SST.