MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, AMU, Pseudo-President and Skinner, presiding; Natasha Olchanski, Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
M: reading of minutes interrupted. Passes.
BING!
T-shirtcomm: t-shirts are here. There were non-MITSFS shirts in the boxes. Jen also ordered a Buckaroo Banzai shirt.
jhawk spent 6.5 hours with Katherine Kurtz.
Mobcomm: still need to make a run for books.
BING!
Motion to condemn AMU for a bad bing. Chickens.
BING!
Pseudo-pianocomm: it may work better to get the prentices into the library and threaten to shoot them if they don't choose a project NOW. (They hadn't replied to skinner's email.)
Discussion of people's keyholder projects. WDS got his key in 1976... no one could beat that. Jade: "I don't want to discuss it." ED: time elapsed since beginning of keyholder project about 3 years. The shortest time: less than a week.
Prentice project being to rent them out- makes money for the library too! Must not be broken when returned- minor psychological damage is okay...
M: to thoroughly tie up and ding up the prentices. Fails by skinnerial decree.
M: to chastise pseudo-skinner AMU for being no fun. Fails.
BING!
Today is the last day that the date is all odd digits- this won't happen for some 37 generations.
M: say hi to pseudo-Telzey. Passes.
Lots of people shout "Bag!" jhawk: "We're supposed to bag the pseudo-Telzey?"
BING!
There is no difference between the rule for leap years in the US and Russia...
Motion to sympathize with Julius Caesar because his calendar died.
M: encourage Jade to throw more articles of clothing. Passes.
Several motions fail for the lack of comprehension (others and my own).
M: to end the meeting. Passes.
M: something about bananas. Passes.
Meeting adjourned, 1725 SST.