MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jenwa Hsung, President and Skinner, presiding; Natasha Olchanski, Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
M: approve minutes as stuffed and covered with gravy. Motion turkeyed.
M: minutes less tasty than turkey. 4-1-1 +Spehn.
BING!
Mobcomm: new books appeared. JFC: "The Diana W. Jones book is not my fault."
Motion to acquire Diana Wynne Jones for the library. Passes 13-3-0 +Spehn.
Bluebellcomm: not Y2K compliant. Some books circulating till X/X/1900.
Tackycomm: got plastic bookcovers. We now have one covered paperback in circulating.
jhawk ordered a couple of books to be circulating copies.
Mobcomm: Star Chamber are too lazy or not lazy enough (i.e. too busy).
M: commend Mobcomm for reminding skinner about GREs. Passes.
Let's go on a bookrun 5 hours ago! Maybe that's why the money's missing. Jade: "We actually discovered time travel..."
Skinner: not going to be here for IAP.
M: all prospective Natashacomms should turn the stalking up a notch. Passes.
Jadecomm: Jade has glasses.
BING!
WDS: "Some attempt to land something on Mars. News blackout about outcome."
BING!
MITSFS is going to celebrate millenium by running out of space.
BING!
We still have a Quaker Oats box of juggling balls- apparently they belong to some member. M: get Jenwa to juggle. Passes by skinnerial decree.
Cops now know about our missing money problem. WDS: "We should rig a death trap."
BING!
M: hide petty cash inside a giant banana. Chickens.
M: same, inside a small banana. Chickens 12-3-15 +Spehn.
M: hide onseck inside a large banana. Passes.
Meeting adjourned, 1740 SST.