MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jenwa Hsung, President and Skinner, presiding; Natasha Olchanski, Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
Some motions about minutes being written by not Norman (author of Gor books) fail for lack of second.
BING!
Pseudo-mobcomm: book run tomorrow.
M: slap Justin silly. Passes.
Jourcomm: failed to hunt down sci-fi class; it's taught in the spring and not by Haldeman.
BING!
Galaxyquest: a fake series- like Austin Powers. Anniversary on TV.
Mars probe still missing.
BING!
Article in Glob: take cells of your pet for cloning in the future. Charges for samples and storage.
BING!
M: world is ending in 21 days. Fails 5-7-3 +Spehn.
Skinner: "Is there any more future business? I'm going to start reading my book again..." "She's playing with his slinky."
Miller motion. Fails a couple of times.
Tertiary Miller motion. Chickens 10-0-10 +Spehn.
Jenwa threatens to read her book again.
M: insert a banana into Jenwa's book. Passes.
Meeting adjourned, 1720 SST.